In which a veteran of cultural studies seminars in the 1990s moves into academic administration and finds himself a married suburban father of two. Foucault, plus lawn care.
“What is space expanding into?” -- The Boy
“What if dogs’ eyes are right, and the world really is black and white? Maybe colors are just there because our eyes put them there.” -- The Girl
Kodak is bankrupt, and Instagram sold for one billion dollars. Discuss.
Okay, yes, I know, but hear me out. It’s a freakin’ shark with a freakin’ laser. http://bit.ly/KFODan
Best news I’ve read in a long time. Prisons closing for lack of demand!
On the way home from communion rehearsal:
The Girl: What religion are you, Daddy?
TG: What do they believe?
DD: Well, they believe that there’s a spiritual force in the universe, but they aren’t very specific about it.
TG: A spiritual force?
TG: You mean like Yoda?
DD: No, not that kind of force...