Confessions of a Community College Dean

Confessions of a Community College Dean

In which a veteran of cultural studies seminars in the 1990s moves into academic administration and finds himself a married suburban father of two. Foucault, plus lawn care.

September 7, 2008 - 9:23pm
A regular commenter writes:
September 4, 2008 - 10:16pm
Classes have started, and the usual first-week crises have ensued, so I'm far too wiped for a proper post. Instead, it's the return of Friday Fragments. My Mom sent The Wife some old pictures of me, from high school and college. Actual conversation: TW: You look so skinny! Look, you barely have shoulders! You're like a rail! The Girl (reassuringly): Now you're nice and big, Daddy. Uh, thanks, honey. Conversation from earlier this week: The Boy: Dad, do I have to go to grad school? DD: Noooooo. Noooo, you don't. Nope.
September 3, 2008 - 9:00pm
I've been slapping myself on the forehead all week, so I figured it would be safer to stop slapping and start writing. In the last few weeks, two of the biggest, most respected and sought after employers in our service area told me, independently and without prompting, that they desperately want bilingual employees. In the fields the employers represent, the ability to communicate with the population that actually exists is hugely important, and they've had a terrible time finding bilingual workers with the skills they want.
September 2, 2008 - 11:09pm
A longtime reader writes:
September 1, 2008 - 8:49pm
Although community colleges have a more age-diverse student population than most of the rest of higher ed, the average age of cc students has been dropping for a while. Our fastest growth sectors are traditional-aged students and dual-enrollment students still in high school. Since we're getting more of the classic fresh-out-of-high-school crowd, we're seeing more first-time parental dropoffs than in the past.
August 28, 2008 - 9:37pm
"1st, do not be alarmed by the burning smell in your kitchen." Oh, goody.
August 27, 2008 - 9:54pm
A new correspondent writes:
August 26, 2008 - 9:54pm
I'm really growing to hate that little paper clip that comes with so many emails. On any given day, at least half of the emails I receive have that little paper clip. Invariably, I'm supposed to read whatever is attached, immediately grasp every contentious point, and remember it all when quizzed randomly a week later by someone saying "but you knew about that! I copied you on the email!" Honestly, I'm starting to think that speed reading is a job requirement.
August 25, 2008 - 10:22pm
Readers of a certain age (ahem) will remember dittos. Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and photocopying was still considered the province of the elite, public schools did mass-reproductions of handouts on ditto machines.
August 24, 2008 - 8:55pm
We're trying to raise The Girl to be a strong and independent woman, which, given her lineage, is a bit like pushing an open door. But she's four, and sometimes she has a little trouble finding the sweet spot between 'registering an objection' and 'being an insufferable diva.' Last week, towards the end of an extended tug-of-war between TG and The Wife: TW (exasperated): TG, you're being mean and bratty. TG: I'm not mean! (storms off, downstairs) (a few minutes later, overheard from upstairs)

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