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  • A Minor-League Baseball Game, Through the Eyes of Three Seven Year Olds

    By Dean Dad July 9, 2008 5:32 am

    When do we get snacks?

    Now?

    Now?

    Stand up? Aw, man...

    I can do an armpit fart. Watch!

    Oh, yeah? Mine's better!

    (Dancing)

    Hot dogs!

    I have to go to the bathroom.

    Me too!

    I'll go with you!

    (Cartwheels in the men's room. Literally.)

    I want popcorn!

    I want ice cream!

    (Dancing)

    (Climbing railings)

    Ice cream! (celebration ensues)

    I have to go to the bathroom.

    Me too!

    I'll go with you!

    (Urinal bumping. Don't ask.)

    Seventh inning what?

    (Dancing)

    I want lemonade!

    Me too!

    Aw, man...

    I have to go to the bathroom.

    Me too!

    (return)

    Who won?

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Comments on A Minor-League Baseball Game, Through the Eyes of Three Seven Year Olds

  • Baseball game
  • Posted by former cc pres on July 9, 2008 at 10:55am EDT

  • I used to tease my baseball fanatic friend that baseball is a minimalist sport. No action for long periods of time, then a brief burst of excitement, followed by nothing. But your account disproves that. Thank you.

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