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  • Another Possibility Might Be "Undeath in Venice"

    By Scott McLemee January 30, 2009 10:45 am

    Over at Quick Study, I posted something yesterday about recent zombie-related hijinks taking place in Austin, not too far from the University of Texas campus.

    Now comes word -- via The Little Professor -- of the forthcoming novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which according to the publisher "features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action....a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers--and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead."

    Zombiefication, as Little Prof points out, "might be just what English departments need: a sure-fire strategy for revivifying (so to speak) the canon!" She then sketches a few "reimagined" Victorian classics.

    But why stop there? Why not zombie Thomas Mann? For example, a version of the The Magic Mountain in which Hans Castorp and others at the sanitarium fight off the undead between philosophical discussions.

    It would be a lot shorter than the original. The zombies would have a clear advantage.over a bunch of TB patients.

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Comments on Another Possibility Might Be "Undeath in Venice"

  • Add vampires
  • Posted by Faculty Person on January 30, 2009 at 1:35pm EST
  • Vampires would be good too. Rewriting Wuthering Heights with Heathcliff as a vampire would be a big hit.

  • Posted by Assistant Research Cynic at Enormous State University on February 1, 2009 at 6:20am EST
  • This is sacrilege! Next someone will rewrite The Turn of the Screw as a ghost story!