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  • Ethicalisticness

    By Oronte October 21, 2009 4:22 pm

    State workers here are required to take and pass an annual, online, ethics refresher course (it takes 30-60 minutes), and state university employees are no exception. The format has varied over time, but the requirement inevitably draws complaints. Since money is always tight, and the state employs many people, the course's design has been one-size-fits-all. Liberal arts faculty were often irritated that they had to read about and be quizzed on the ethics of signing contracts with vendors, with whom they had no contact, and facilities workers were no doubt puzzled about warnings not to take gifts from students’ parents in exchange for grade influence.

    ach year's refresher covers oddly selective rules governing everything from taking home leftover departmental-party balloons to sexual harassment. None of the information is particularly weighted, so all infractions sound like equal offenses. A formal test, also taken online, used to follow the instruction. The system knew exactly how long you were taking to read each page, so if you sped through or left it sitting there too long you could be disciplined for not taking the process seriously. The system also reports those who fail to take it at all.

    When you do finish, it generates a certificate that must be printed and kept on hand in case an administrator demands to see it. Dire warnings are sent around about failure to comply. All this has come down from on high in a state where the governor himself had a few ethics problems, which really stuck in some people’s craws too.

    I’ve just finished this year’s refresher. The website was much slicker, and there was no separate test, just 74 pages(!) of scenarios and multiple-choice questions, with feedback on both right and wrong answers. The material still tried to cover, in a general fashion, oddly specific rules. If you’re invited to a cocktail-dinner party for a company that does business with the university, it turns out, you can eat and drink $75 worth, but at $75.01 you’ve committed an ethics breach. Some other situation sets the cap at $100. Sometimes you have to give perceived gifts or compensation back, or donate an equivalent amount to charity, other times not.

    The winning scenario was one in which Administrator Pablo did something that was a minor ethics problem, best I can remember; Sub-Administrator Jill didn’t report it, so her violation was worse; her coworkers tried to give her a hard time about it and were in bigger trouble; and when State Investigator Fred came to ask for documents regarding the case, he overstepped his authority by doing so. The expected answer to the final corresponding test question was that we should immediately contact our “EO”—campus ethics officer—to report the state ethics investigator.

    There was a passage in the introduction to this year’s test that read:

    The University is committed to building and fostering an ethical workplace culture. Ethics training provides an opportunity to reflect on and reaffirm our obligations as members of the academic community. Though not all elements of the training may be specific to your line of work here at the University, the program in its entirety is important. Ethics training will not, by itself, ensure ethical behavior. Personal responsibility, a culture of high mutual expectations, and the tone set by leaders all play a role in encouraging ethically responsible behavior.

    It was signed by all the university presidents in the system, including the one we most recently lost to ethics violations, and I took my test on the day that our chancellor resigned for related reasons.

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Comments on Ethicalisticness

  • I had to do that too
  • Posted by Dances With Books on October 21, 2009 at 6:45pm EDT
  • I have to go through that same nonsense every year here on our campus. It is indeed made in a "one size fits none" model, and some of the scenarios are condescending, to put it mildly. And as you point out so well, the irony lies in the various lacks of ethics displayed by various state officials. And yes, I do have my little printouts handy, just in case some auditor comes asking for them.

  • Ethics in Illinois
  • Posted by Carl , 1L at Wake Forest Law on October 22, 2009 at 12:30am EDT
  • One of my first nights out at a bar with my fellow law students, I explained to someone from Oregon about the issues at U of I and ethics. His response was "Well, that's Illinois."

    A week later I was asked what legal career appeals to me, and where I had in mind to work. I said federal prosecution and in Illinois. When asked why, I said "Someone's got to at least try to clean the place up."

  • Hey, Carl
  • Posted by Oronte on October 22, 2009 at 8:45am EDT
  • You my former student, the self-styled warrior poet? If so, drop me a line and give me your new e-mail.

  • Theater of the Absurd
  • Posted by Bob on October 22, 2009 at 9:00am EDT
  • Employees must behave ethically but, ...Administrators only need to "set a tone". That explains the recent excesses of administrators there.

    "No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

    HR's Core mission!

    "they had come to a time when no one dared speak his mind, when fierce, growling dogs roamed everywhere, and when you had to watch your comrades torn to pieces after confessing to shocking crimes."

    "It had become usual to give Napoleon the credit for every successful achievement and every stroke of good fortune. You would often hear one hen remark to another, 'Under the guidance of our Leader, Comrade Napoleon, I have laid five eggs in six days'; or two cows, enjoying a drink at the pool, would exclaim, 'Thanks to the leadership of Comrade Napoleon, how excellent this water tastes!'"

    "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

    "No question now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

    George Orwell, Animal Farm"

    Pigs at the trough...and the dogs that administer in their name.

  • Ethics?
  • Posted by Fred Flener , Retired on October 22, 2009 at 11:45am EDT
  • The trouble with ethics test is that the context is fuzzier than the Stooges' Curly's hair. Is the $75.00 limit based on the cost of the food or what the caterer thinks it is worth. A little like the value of my home for tax purposes. Should we report if we "know" or simply if we "believe" someone has been unethical? In Illinois we took the "ethics" test and if we completed it too quickly we failed, so word went around that we should start the test, go have lunch, then get back to it. Is that "ethical?" Should we report the guilty ones for circumventing the speed requirement? Basically this is all nonsense.

  • Posted by Gail on October 22, 2009 at 1:00pm EDT
  • This isn't about Ethics, it's about rules set down by a specific institution. More properly this course should be called a policies and procedures review.

  • Think the ethics training is a waste of your time?
  • Posted by Anonymous Adjunct on October 22, 2009 at 3:30pm EDT
  • Try being an adjunct and not getting paid to complete that nonsense. I love getting lectured about ethics from managers that are actively seeking ways to make my job both more contingent and lower paid.

  • Posted by Noah Gorz on October 27, 2009 at 8:00pm EDT
  • That's amazing. I just took a test today too!

    Ethically speaking, do you think it's right to pursue a degree in a field that you know you have no business pursing? They told me that I should reach for the stars, but they didn't tell me that the stars are a trillion times bigger than I am. There is no way I could hold on to one even if I was within reaching distance. I don't think that's ethical.