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Ken Smith has probably been reading too much Shakespeare, F.Scott Fitzgerald and other creative spellers of literary fame.
I only read this Quick Take because I thought it said “Giving Up on Spellings.”
Malvern Hill, at 10:40 am EDT on August 7, 2008
The blurb about the British professor on spelling overstates his position. He advocates the acceptance of certain common spelling variants, not an acceptance of all spelling variants.
Jarod HM, at 10:40 am EDT on August 7, 2008
what is a periodic death? Is a new grammar rule? Perhaps you meant deaths periodically.
jerry, at 10:40 am EDT on August 7, 2008
I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that Jerry would disagree with Ken Smith.
Sue Donna Moss, at 11:05 am EDT on August 7, 2008
Jerry:
Adverbs and adjectives notwithstanding, a periodic death is similar to the more familiar periodic table; the deaths of the lightest people are arranged at the near end of the continuum while those of the heaviest occur at the other extremity. Those of intermediate tonnage are arranged in ascending order in between the two extremities. I hope this clears up the confusion. Many of my beginning students in the mortuary science program initially failed to grasp this concept.
And I hope I’ve spelled everything correctly. If not, please accept the alternate arrangement of letters as your own.
Retired Prof, at 11:40 am EDT on August 7, 2008
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dundermifflin, at 12:15 pm EDT on August 7, 2008
If anyone would like to know why this is a bad idea just watch the movie “Idiocracy (2006).” Not a bad depiction as to were this type of attitude could ultimately lead.
Concern Prof, at 12:50 pm EDT on August 7, 2008
“Ether we go on beeting ourselfs and our students up over this problem or wii simply give every1 a break and axcept tehse varyant spelings as such”
Fixt
Not Ken Smith, at 1:10 pm EDT on August 7, 2008
The chief advantage of having standard spellings is that the process of reading is much faster, as a glance at an unnormalized early modern text or the letters of our Founding Fathers will show. The disadvantage is that the spellings over time become divorced from at least some pronunciations. I accept and even approve of “creative” changes in vocabulary and usage; they mean the language is still alive. Spellings are another matter. Besides as a librarian, lack of uniformity in spelling make title and keyword searches more likely to return no results because most search engines and library catalogs are not programmed to search for alternative spellings.
Phred, at 3:05 pm EDT on August 7, 2008
Sorry — I meant to add that this guy probably also thinks that ‘me’ and ‘him’ (or ‘her’) are perfectly acceptable subject pronouns. I’m stunned by the number of perfectly fine and bright college students who use this abomination in conversational speech ("Me and him went to a movie last night.") I can only hope that professors would not permit this in a written paper.
Harold Jewell, University of Rochester, at 5:20 pm EDT on August 8, 2008
Gadzooks! Back to “The Fairie Queen Disposed into Twelue Bookes Fashioning XII. Morall Vertues by EDMUND SPENSER” Doesn’t everyone know we mid-Westerners spell it “Spencer"!
fecalito, at 3:05 pm EDT on August 13, 2008
The article on Elnora Daniel fails to mention that the cruise ship conference was on the subject of leadership. Anyone with a working knowledge of imperial presidencies recognizes the legitimacy of services provided by schedulers, note takers, make-up artists, beauticians, guardians of personal space, and any other essential go-fers. The economies gained by employing five family members for these indispensible duties is evident and spares the impositions normally made on a spouse, a speech writer, and several administrative assistants (including the Provost and assorted Vice Presidents), who would ordinarily accompany the President of an top institution of higher education for such training vital to the future of the University.
Were some of the photos in the memory book from the cruise? Probably too expensive.
Besides, it was all paid for by funds derived from “some other account” separate from monies needed for the instructional mission.
fecalito, at 3:27 pm EDT on August 13, 2008
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Giving up on spelling
Just what we need — people like Ken Smith to abet the dumbing-down of language. This nonsense infuriates me. Who hired this guy?
Harold Jewell, University of Rochester, at 9:20 am EDT on August 7, 2008