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Aug. 7, 2007
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The blurb about UM’s plan to change the name of the Office of LGBT Affairs focuses on the (predictable) controversy but misses the real story.
The significance is not that some people are unhappy, but that, in an effort to please everybody, the university has set up an exhaustive three year process costing many, many thousands of dollars, merely to change the name of a minor non-academic program. Rather than being embarrassed at spending student tuition dollars in this way, the program’s director says, “This, I believe, is exactly the type of dialogue that we are trying to incite/encourage/foster.”
Here’s the point. Michigan, like many states, is reeling from a sluggish economy, outsourced jobs, deteriorating cities, and soaring health care costs. Michigan citizens are hurting and hurting badly. What they need is a high quality education that they can afford. They do not get good value for their money when public universities squander their tax dollars to “promote dialogue” and to send a symbolic message about inclusiveness.
The core problem is that universities treat labor, the most expensive item in their budget, as if it was a free, infinitely expandable commodity. Thus nobody at Michigan, I would be willing to bet, has ever computed the real costs of this wasteful exercise and asked whether it is the best way to spend their students’ tuition dollars and the (shrinking) support from the Michigan legislature.
Legislators across the nation are clamoring about waste and inefficiency in higher education, and about the unwillingness of campuses to adapt to a fast-changing environment. Maybe it is time to give some serious thought to their complaints. This Michigan example is a textbook illustration of what they’re talking about.
Jim, at 10:20 am EDT on August 7, 2007
You are certainly correct Jim — institutions of higher learning should stop wasting their time, energy, and fiscal resources on cultural dialogue and opportunities that promote learning and understanding of their fellow human beings. Instead they should turn their attention to the real task at hand: producing global citizens who have no respect for, nor interest in learning about, the people who inhabit this world with them.
A transman who cares, Oregon State University, at 2:00 pm EDT on August 7, 2007
Anyone who has been “asked” to sit on a college committee knows how much time is wasted — yes, wasted — in academic bureaucracy and politics. As if there was all the time in the world and all the money in the world to waste.
Just take a look at the U-M site. I’ve seen surgical preparations that were less detailed. There’s appears to be at least $250,000 of work-time, on that schedule. No wonder “National Review” and Dan Savage were laughing so much — only in U.S. academia.
Buzz, at 4:15 pm EDT on August 7, 2007
Transman — sure it’s important to be inclusive. But a three year process to change the name of the LGBT affairs office? It’s nutsaroni.
(BTW, I think the equivalent at my institution is now the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Queer, Transgender and Transexual Center. But they came up with that by themselves and it didn’t take them three years).
Andythebrit, at 7:30 pm EDT on August 7, 2007
Michigan’s annual research budget of $800MM per annum is generating results such as Oncomine (macro-data array for determining the locus for various types of cancers), the artificial lung, the world’s fastest laser, and new fuels (among many hundreds of such similar processes/programs/achievements). The faculty is generating patents at a clip that puts them in the top ten, in the top 10 for citation strength and in the top 5 for winning significant faculty prizes.
The institution has completed a $2.5Bn capital campaign 18 months early, and is sprinting toward $3Bn. Something on the order of 150 new professorships have been endowed. Student aid is being increased. The campus has added $2.5 to $3Bn of new building footprint to its already huge campus. The medical campus, one of the largest in the world, will be increase by some 3MM square feet or nearly 60acres or 1/10 of a square mile under roof.
The library, already ranked in the top 5 by the ARL, is adding several MILES of books per year, and the university is working with Google to digitize 7MM volumes, second only to Stanford.
Yet I open your web site and find zero word of these achievements. What am I reading instead? A derisory article that seems to be emblematic of the fourth estate’s (I’ve just demoted your entire profession) need to pander to the lowest common denominator.This story is analogous to interrupting the Paris Hilton 2 hour going to jail saga in order to announce a troop policy change for Iraq. Thanks for the triviality, is saves my news skimming time when I can dispense with a publication in 30 seconds due to a dearth of content. You have helped to increase my appreciation of both the Economist and Mad Magazine.
R.Will, Jerry Springer Syndrome @ Inside Higher Ed? at UM, at 9:55 pm EDT on August 7, 2007
” .. Yet I open your web site and find zero word of these achievements ..”
Yet I open the comments section and find zero reference to what Dan Savage and “National Review” agreed upon.
Also no reference to how well U-Michigan football will do this fall.
The “Bugs Bunny” cartoons about Bugs pulling the rug out from under Daffy Duck/Elmer Fudd come to mind ..
Buzz, at 4:25 am EDT on August 8, 2007
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Of course
” .. this is “exactly the type of dialogue that we are trying to incite/encourage/foster.”
Walter Mears, famous Associated Press president, once said that it was facts first, then analysis.
In today’s theater of the language-absurd, when millions who did not register with U.S. immigration (as required by law) are called “undocumented” instead of law-breakers (i.e., like the ENRONites) — one can only imagine what the U-M LGBT crowd will develop.
Supra-Norms? Extra-Family Value-ites? Green Beret-Ables? The Supremely Chosen? The mind boggles, it searches for Wild Turkey ..
BTW: Dan Savage — more accurate to say, “sex columnist for non-heterosexuals?” Or “gay-sex columnist?”
Buzz, at 9:55 am EDT on August 7, 2007