Most Recent Articles
April 6, 2012
A remaining student (channeled by David Galef) describes how U of All People looks in 2017 after yet another in a series of budget cutbacks.
February 3, 2012
A techno-phobe professor at U of All People experiments with the iPhone's voice-activated assistant -- and the results aren't pretty. David Galef surveys the damage.
November 18, 2011
Looking to differentiate itself, U of All People does what every other college does: drafts a strategic plan. David Galef reports.
September 16, 2011
It's job search season, writes David Galef, and the history department at U of All People needs a chair that's more than a piece of furniture.
May 20, 2011
With no budget for a big-name graduation speaker, David Galef reports, U of All People turns to one of its own.
July 3, 2007
David Galef reports on how the faculty of U of All People is spending its time until classes resume.
January 23, 2007
David Galef uncovers the latest piece of applied research to come out of the U. of All People's ever-creative faculty.
December 28, 2006
David Galef's look at faculty life, this time in verse.
May 11, 2006
David Galef shares the latest memo making the rounds at U. of All People.
March 20, 2006
*** English Department, Box 8765A, U of All People, Centerville, KR 58767 (www.uallp.edu/english). Assistant Professor in Renaissance literature. Ph.D. required. 3/3 load. Salary $40,000. Duties include teaching composition, gym, and specialty every fifth year. Send CV and letter to Hiring Committee Chair. Deadline Oct. 15. ***