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Jan. 2, 2007
Drinking half moon night
Career candidates awake
Morning thwap, thwap, thwap
Twinkling here and there
Helicopters fly like stars
Of English commerce
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Third endless question. Interviewers impressed withtheir knowledge, not yours.
doug hesse, at 2:05 pm EST on January 2, 2007
hand poised over face fingers pursing lower lipcandidate awaits
all those years ahead collecting thoughts and posesworking to look smart
Daniel Anderson, at 2:05 pm EST on January 2, 2007
Pinstripe emanates... Where are my comp/atriots?Independence pub.
cheryl, at 2:21 pm EST on January 2, 2007
Applications out What if nobody wants meThumbs twiddle, I wait
Ryan Skinnell, at 2:55 pm EST on January 2, 2007
Leaving the inter- view, she walked into a walland laughed about it.
Once the door had closed, neutral witnesses spoke up:"You’ll get the job now.”
I bought her a beer that night and agreed she wasquite memorable.
Next week she’ll tell me if memorable means that she will see campus
or if it just means she’s fodder for poets andfolks who sympathize.
Laurie McMillan, at 2:55 pm EST on January 2, 2007
No more interviews in Philthydelphia. There’s *always* next year.
Ben Reynolds, Sr. Program Manager, Distance Education at CTY/Johns Hopkins University, at 3:32 pm EST on January 2, 2007
Composition stars/ ABDs — destination:Margaritaville!
Pat Valdata, at 6:15 pm EST on January 2, 2007
By Frizbane Manley
Is it seventeen?
Or sixteen ... I can’t recall.
Hmmm ... she’s not for us.
, at 10:45 pm EST on January 2, 2007
Dumb struck, bad evening: no more interviews cheap teach—sad dreams as adjuncts.
, at 10:45 pm EST on January 2, 2007
Didn’t go this year. Much due ere January.Someone else can wait.
, at 10:46 pm EST on January 2, 2007
There I was minding my own business, deleting mail without reading
when ‘haiku’ fluttered past the spam through the highlights insinuating
itself between me and Harvard, waiting fifteen sleepless hours away.
Sometimes a girl needs to give in to distraction to keep sanity
to cast aside clocks and succumb to melody to hear the rails sigh.
, at 5:30 am EST on January 3, 2007
Three hours of life lost
listening to the intro ’spiel’
again and again.
Strong vita — but we wished
we’d been his sixth interview
not his very first.
Who’ll be the one who
asks the awkwardest question?
Hope it isn’t me!
, at 8:00 am EST on January 3, 2007
Thanks Professor Hochman
This was a lot of fun. I’ll have to say that, from my perspective, the best concluding haiku line was Pat Valdata’a “Margaritaville!” Spectacular!
In fact — and they were all terrific — I’m nominating her haiku for “the best of the best.”
Frizbane Manley
P.S. On several occasions I have asked IHE to alter its formatting constraints to enable us to express poetry “more naturally.” They don’t even respond.
P.P.S. It appears that IHE has still not repaired its Comments windows.
FM
, at 10:20 am EST on January 3, 2007
BLACK IRONY
All in black
To show qualification
For teaching images
, at 3:01 pm EST on January 3, 2007
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By Frizbane Manley
S/he dreams of Berkeley
Reward for years of hard work
Silly girl (or boy)
RWH, at 9:55 am EST on January 2, 2007