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Why One Professor Is a Little Behind This Week

Paula Krebs and her daughter, Ruth, at a Phillies game.

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It hasn’t been a problem for the last 15 years. Fall semesters have come and gone, and I’ve managed to keep up with my grading and on top of my reading and even get some research done. I’ve done the routine administrative work that has come my way and been a good academic advisor to my students. I’ve gotten eight hours of sleep a night.

That is, until this fall.

The Phillies are in the World Series.

At almost three hours per game, in first a best-of-five-game, then two best-of-seven series that adds up to a whole lot of hours I don’t have during the academic year.

But I have no option.

This is a team that last year hit a U.S. professional sports franchise record of 10,000 losses. A team that was, during my entire childhood and adolescence, referred to in my house as “those bums.” A team who managed to win its only World Series title one month after I moved away from the Philadelphia area to go to graduate school. (Try looking for a bar full of Phillies fans in Bloomington, Indiana).

The Phillies earned my love and loyalty when I was a kid via the unlikely channel of my report card. In the 60s and 70s, the now-defunct Philadelphia Bulletin sponsored a challenge that awarded two Phillies tickets to four different games over the summer to every kid in greater Philadelphia who got straight A’s on her or his report card in June. My sister and I used to score big every year, earning us four tickets to each of those four games. Our parents chipped in for the other two tickets that would enable our family of six to attend, and we set off across the bridge from South Jersey, first to Connie Mack Stadium and then to the concrete behemoth Veterans Stadium.

We never went to any other professional sports events – who could afford tickets for a family of six to the Eagles or the 76ers or, later, the Flyers? Consequently, none of those other teams or sports ever really caught my attention.

But the Fightin’ Phils had me for life. Free tickets for straight A’s? How cool was that? And what’s not to like about a professional baseball game? From the hot dogs to the Cracker Jacks to “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” baseball is tailor-made for kids. It’s the only pro sport that woos fans so young, and it certainly worked on me.

So now I’m in trouble. Hours and hours of baseball-watching time, plus chatting with my sister and my mom about the games, plus repeated washing of my Phillies T-shirts and jerseys is interfering with my ability to get through October as a respected professional.

The first problem is my lack of cable television. Because I am one of those annoying academics who can’t keep up with pop culture conversations because I don’t get enough channels, I found myself, come playoff time, in a pickle. Given how badly the Phillies have always done (until last year, but we won’t speak of that sweep in Colorado), I haven’t had to worry much about watching playoff games. I actually pay Major League Baseball a sum that is the equivalent of two or three good books in my field in order to be able to watch Phillies games during the regular season on my computer. But that fee does not cover the postseason. And my lack of cable means that I had to spend late September in bars. This is a sad, sad thing. Is there anything more pathetic than a lone, middle-aged woman (sometimes in a Phillies shirt) sitting at a bar, nursing a beer? (Try finding a bar full of Phillies fans in Red Sox Nation.)

The second problem is the time. Time for the games has to come, of course, out of my sleeping time and any social life I might have had – the grading and the course prep and the meetings just don’t go away. And I learned early that I can’t drink more than one beer during a game and expect to be able to stay awake to read Thomas Carlyle afterwards. I plan my days around the games, at the expense of my partner and child (though, to be fair, they do sometimes join in the game-watching). We all must live around this postseason, and housework, and sometimes even cooking, will just have to wait.

Professional credibility would be a problem as well, were it not for the enthusiasm of folks in New England for their own baseball team. Last week, while the Sox were still in contention, I was walking through campus in my Eastern Division Champs 2008 Phillies T-shirt (discreetly hidden under a zip-front cardigan), when I spotted a colleague from the computer science department. I unzipped and pointed to my Phillies logo. He responded by pointing to his Red Sox cap. The silent acknowledgment of our mutual (yet not) passion comforted me.

And now, instead of grading or prepping to teach or, heaven forbid, getting some work done on my research, I am following the Phillies and, what is more, I am writing about not grading or prepping to teach or doing research because I am following the Phillies.

Still, no one gives me anything anymore for getting straight A’s. I figure I owe the Phillies this.

Paula M. Krebs is a professor of English at Wheaton College, in Massachusetts.

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Professor Krebs: Educator of the Year!

Professor Krebs should be named Educator of the Year! Despite her onerous job duties, despite being trapped in a godforsaken college in the very middle of the dreaded “Red Sox Nation", despite 10,000 loses and THE losingest team in the history of American sports...this brave woman remains forever a fan of the Fightin’ Phillies! If she’d have me, I’d marry this great woman in a New York second.

I’d shower her with long lost Phillies memor-abilia...Whitey Ashburn’s bat from the 1950 series when the Fightin’s went down in four hard-fought one-run losses to the dreaded Yankees...the glove of our Golden Boy Steve Carlton from the only World Series victory in our history in 1980 against the Kansas City Royals...(we won’t even mention the 1983 Worlds Series loss to those stinkin’ Orioles)...the pitching rubber from which Mitch “Wild Thing” Williams threw that fateful pitch to Joe Carter that broke five million hearts in 1993. I’d give all of these things to this great woman, if only I owned any of them...

To hell with grading exams Dr. Krebs. To hell with research, term papers, course materials. You have more important things to do. This Series is tied up 1-1. It resumes Saturday night, weather permitting. Come to Philadelphia. Stay at my house...hell, take my house. Be my soul mate. Time is wasting. I can be in Massachusetts in a few hours.

Yes, we CAN do this!

feudi pandola, at 9:05 am EDT on October 24, 2008

I’m with you on that...

Similar problem here in ground zero Philadelphia. Luckily baseball is a slow enough game that I can sit on the couch, grading papers with the game on, not missing too much on either end...

queenofthejungle, at 12:05 pm EDT on October 24, 2008

Thanks Paula:

I don’t know if you’ve ever done this, but I have gotten up at 5:00 a.m. to go cross-country skiing in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula when the weather was very close to zero degrees Fahrenheit. When you open the cabin door and step outside, the cold almost knocks you down. It literally takes your breath away and brings tears to your eyes.

When I was a kid between 6 and 9 years old, my Dad and I would drive from Clifton Heights into Philadelphia in his old Chevy Coupe to watch the Phillies play in Shibe Park, almost always to see a night game.

http://www.ballparks.com/baseball/american/shibep.htm

As we neared the stadium my level of excitement increased almost exponentially ... then the ticket counter ... then through the turnstile ... then through the darkness of the tunnel, out into the stands and the brilliance of a gazillion watts lighting the most beautiful, greenest lawn I had ever seen. Truthfully, it took my breath away and often brought tears to my eyes, just as if I were stepping into the cold “Up North.” And I never got used to it ... I had the same sensation every time we went to see the Phillies play. Of course the best-of-the-best were those twi-night double-headers when we would get back to Clifton Heights in the wee hours of the morning. Heaven!

We moved to North Carolina sixty years ago when I was 10, and I have never seen another Phillies’ game in person. But those are the experiences that create lifelong fans ... and I am one. Go Phillies!

By the way, that feudi pandola is something else, isn’t he. What he doesn’t know, won’t hurt him.

Frizbane Manley, at 1:30 pm EDT on October 24, 2008

Easy there Phrizbane

...how do you know I’m a he-he-he???

feudi pandola, at 3:10 pm EDT on October 24, 2008

Phillies Phever

We’re all a little behind — and riding high — this week here in Philadelphia! Thanks for this fun endorsement of our Phillies! If they win The Big One, you must come back to the area for the parade. Here’s hoping! (You can hear Harry Kalas call the best plays on phillies.com.)

Jennifer Baldino, at 7:40 am EDT on October 27, 2008

Only an Act of God could have kept the Phillies from winning last night...This Series is turning into the 2000 Election.

feudi pandola, at 9:00 am EDT on October 28, 2008

So when are the Cubbies going to win? Good Luck in Philly!

Wren, at 8:00 pm EDT on October 29, 2008

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Phillies!

Sweet...so sweet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c

feudi pandola, at 9:05 am EDT on October 30, 2008

To All ...

“We” did it!

How ’bout them apples!

Frizbane Manley, at 2:50 pm EDT on October 30, 2008

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