• Confessions of a Community College Dean

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A Minor-League Baseball Game, Through the Eyes of Three Seven Year Olds

When do we get snacks?

Now?

Now?

Stand up? Aw, man...

I can do an armpit fart. Watch!

Oh, yeah? Mine's better!

(Dancing)

Hot dogs!

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

I'll go with you!

(Cartwheels in the men's room. Literally.)

I want popcorn!

I want ice cream!

(Dancing)

(Climbing railings)

Ice cream! (celebration ensues)

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

I'll go with you!

(Urinal bumping. Don't ask.)

Seventh inning what?

(Dancing)

July 9, 2008
 

When do we get snacks?

Now?

Now?

Stand up? Aw, man...

I can do an armpit fart. Watch!

Oh, yeah? Mine's better!

(Dancing)

Hot dogs!

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

I'll go with you!

(Cartwheels in the men's room. Literally.)

I want popcorn!

I want ice cream!

(Dancing)

(Climbing railings)

Ice cream! (celebration ensues)

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

I'll go with you!

(Urinal bumping. Don't ask.)

Seventh inning what?

(Dancing)

I want lemonade!

Me too!

Aw, man...

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

(return)

Who won?

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