In which a veteran of cultural studies seminars in the 1990s moves into academic administration and finds himself a married suburban father of two. Foucault, plus lawn care.
Have a political conversation with Chuck Norris
Camp outside in Buffalo in January
Wash down a cold plate of lutefisk with a warm Genny Cream
Watch the entire broadcast of the Country Music Awards
Become the national spokesmodel for Preparation H
Close-caption "The Osbournes"
Tell the Evil Dentist to "shoot the works"
Judge a "loudest fingernails on the chalkboard" contest
Substitute teach the 8th grade
Sit through "High School Musical" 1 and 2 while TB sings along
Figure out the program my damn self.
An hour after it was over, I was still bored.
What's your barometer for awfulness?
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