To the parking gods:Forgive us, for we know notwhat students will do. Yes, I know that you"don't need no English comp class"but I think you do. Hand sanitizer.Times changing. Remember whenbeer was all the rage? Bookstore charges morethan tuition. Info wantsto be free? Not here. Email system down.Students Facebook anyway.Feeling really old. Prank history prof:"Photocopier is down!"I am a bad man.