To the parking gods:Forgive us, for we know notwhat students will do.Yes, I know that you"don't need no English comp class"but I think you do. Hand sanitizer.Times changing. Remember whenbeer was all the rage? Bookstore charges morethan tuition. Info wantsto be free? Not here.Email system down.Students Facebook anyway.Feeling really old.Prank history prof:"Photocopier is down!"I am a bad man.