...laptops tend to mean you're not getting any.
37 percent of Americans bring laptops (and other disconnect-anxiety stuff) to bed with them; more and more people "choose the internet or TV over intercourse," worries the tech news site, Switched.
The professor gazing at rows of laptops in her classroom is gazing at a roomful of witless celibates.
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College of Liberal Arts and Sciences: Lecturer/Instructor - East Asian Languages and Cultures (F1600038)