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January 23, 2007
David Galef uncovers the latest piece of applied research to come out of the U. of All People's ever-creative faculty.
December 28, 2006
David Galef's look at faculty life, this time in verse.
May 11, 2006
David Galef shares the latest memo making the rounds at U. of All People.
March 20, 2006
*** English Department, Box 8765A, U of All People, Centerville, KR 58767 (www.uallp.edu/english). Assistant Professor in Renaissance literature. Ph.D. required. 3/3 load. Salary $40,000. Duties include teaching composition, gym, and specialty every fifth year. Send CV and letter to Hiring Committee Chair. Deadline Oct. 15. ***
February 2, 2006
One university seeks to turn a big gift into an admissions advantage. The latest from David Galef's fevered imagination.
June 10, 2005
David Galef envisions how one university might deal with the thorny issue in 2005.
April 27, 2005
Minutes of the English Department Meeting, April 23, 2005 Meeting begins at 4:15 instead of 4:00 as scheduled because somebody forgot the keys to the faculty lounge. The chair, Professor Bigley, brings the meeting to order. Professor Twistwhistle, our Renaissance scholar, remarks that today is Shakespeare’s birthday.
April 18, 2005
David Galef on "What I Learned at the Associated Writing Programs Conference."
February 23, 2005
Sometimes, saying nothing because you can't say something nice isn't an option, David Galef suggests.
December 28, 2004
In the brave new world of higher education, David Galef envisions professors "somewhere between instructors and serfs."