In which a veteran of cultural studies seminars in the 1990s moves into academic administration and finds himself a married suburban father of two. Foucault, plus lawn care.
0-11: I hope we get to go to the zoo/amusement park/grandma’s house!
12-18: Great. Parents.
18-27: Vacation? Vacation? I’m broke as ^%#)^#. What’s a vacation?
28-30: Finally! Let’s see the sights we’ve always wanted to see!
31-40: Is it kid-friendly? Where will we eat? Don’t forget the pack’n’play, exersaucer, sippy cups, umbrella stroller, portable changing pad (it’s a thing), baby wipes, medical records, strategically chosen stuffed animals, animal crackers, and LeapPads.
41-: Screw it. Get in the car.
We’re loading up the family truckster and heading west for a while, so the blog will be on a break. See you on Monday, July 29.