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Old Books Contain Stories Hidden Between the Lines
January 10, 2013 - 8:20pm

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How do we recover the reading experiences of the past? Lately scholars have stepped up the hunt for evidence of how people over time have interacted with books, newspapers, and other printed material.

"You're looking for teardrops on the page," says Leah Price, a professor of English at Harvard University and the author of
How to Do Things With Books in Victorian Britain (Princeton University Press, 2012).

That article, the other day, over at the Chronicle, reminded me of this marketing letter I got in the mail last fall:

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September 21, 2012


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Of course I couldn’t pass this up, so I sent them boxes of books that remain from my great-grandfather’s library. Next week I’ll post their report, which I got over the holidays.  --Churm
 

 

 

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