“90 AD: A recently built Zulu city fell to my forces today. It was burned to the ground. Pity, it had quite a nice view of the ocean.”
That’s a journal entry from the emperor of Japan. The virtual emperor of Japan, anyway.
“130 AD: Persia contacted me today. Apparently, he finally convinced Cleo to introduce us. He seemed annoyed. In exchange for his World Map, I taught him Polytheism.”
Here’s a rule for college presidents: Don’t imply that the brains of your alumni are mush.
William E. Cooper, president of the University of Richmond, inadvertently did so, and he’s now doing damage control.