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Psst.
Hey! Lean in a second. Come closer. Closer still.
Please tune in Wednesday, when there'll be a simultaneous ChurmFest at three of the finest Internet sites around. I'll whisper a (little) secret to you, and there'll be a writing contest with big cash and prizes! Strike up the band!
It'll be like a LoveFest! But with Churm!
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