On this first day of April, I would like to share a fool-proof guide to presidential speech-writing. Use the following to generate a powerful opening, and the rest of the speech writes itself.
Note: you will need a six-sided die (not included).
“This ______________ gives me ____________ about the _________ _________ __________.”
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Steve Bahls is President of Augustana College in Illinois. The Fool(s)proof Speech Builder was designed by his son, Timothy Bahls, a software engineer in Madison, Wisconsin, who has heard many presidential speeches.
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