Things I'd Rather Do Than Sit Through Another Tag-Team Software Vendor Demo

Have a political conversation with Chuck Norris

Camp outside in Buffalo in January

Wash down a cold plate of lutefisk with a warm Genny Cream

Watch the entire broadcast of the Country Music Awards

Become the national spokesmodel for Preparation H

Close-caption "The Osbournes"

Tell the Evil Dentist to "shoot the works"

Judge a "loudest fingernails on the chalkboard" contest

Hoedown!

Substitute teach the 8th grade

Sit through "High School Musical" 1 and 2 while TB sings along

Figure out the program my damn self.
An hour after it was over, I was still bored.

What's your barometer for awfulness?