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Confessions of a Community College Dean

In which a veteran of cultural studies seminars in the 1990s moves into academic administration and finds himself a married suburban father of two. Foucault, plus lawn care.

May 20, 2008 - 10:03am
Every so often, my usual discipline slips, and I actually venture a prediction in print. (If it's a blog, is it really 'in print'? I'm not sure what the cyber equivalent of that is. In pixel?) A few of them even turn out to be right.A couple months ago, referring to the badly bungled presidential search at Monroe Community College in Rochester, NY, I wrote:
May 19, 2008 - 5:16am
This weekend, TW and I had a chance to visit a couple of really well-known college towns a few states away. (If you're in higher ed, you know them.) My Mom valiantly volunteered to watch TB and TG, so off we went, sans children.The travel was grueling - my kingdom for a cure for traffic - and our other obligations daunting, but we were able to set aside some time to wander the downtowns. I had forgotten how much I missed college towns.
May 16, 2008 - 5:48am
1. Need goes unmet for extended period.2. Unmet need strikes someone with connections.3. New aid program proposed. Much fanfare.4. "Christmas tree" amendments added, costs understated, bill passed, hosannas all around.5. A year of implementation glitches, but spirits remain high.6. Word gets out - more people than anticipated take advantage of the program.7. Cost overruns.8. Idiotic (possibly apocryphal) abuse case gets high public profile.9. Means test proposed. Committees formed. Abuses investigated.
May 14, 2008 - 9:47pm
The story of the Norfolk State professor fired for failing too many students (see IHE's story here) is a kind of inkblot test. My own reaction is conflicted.
May 13, 2008 - 10:02pm
Over at Easily Distracted, Tim Burke has a fascinating piece outlining his proposed hypothetical liberal arts college. Among other things, it does away with academic departments, favoring faculty who (as I read it) draw liberally on different fields of study, and encouraging students to become intellectual free agents. (He uses the term 'polymaths.') It's worth reading carefully.
May 13, 2008 - 5:22am
At her request, for Mother's Day I got TW a couple of little figurines that don't have facial features. TG was fascinated.TG: "Why don't they have faces?"DD: "So they can look like anybody."TG: "But every people has faces!"Dartmouth professor sues her students. I've made several attempts to write about this, but they've all ended quickly in pounding headaches. Are we sure this isn't a prank?Tableau from today: Walking past a classroom, I saw a professor sitting at the front table.
May 11, 2008 - 10:12pm
A friend who works at a respected public research university just sent me a copy of an all-campus email he received in which the Business Services department reminds everyone that, due to budget constraints, nobody is allowed to use university money to buy bottled water. (The only allowable exceptions would be when either the tap water supply to a building or campus has been cut off altogether, or when it has been diagnosed as unsafe. Naturally, the memo goes on to detail the multiple reports the university files annually to attest to the safety of its water.)
May 9, 2008 - 4:58am
Several months ago, I stopped working out at my college's gym and joined a Y not far from home. We got a family membership, so TW can work out duringthe day, and I can take TB and TG to the pool every once in a while.
May 7, 2008 - 10:31pm
A lucky correspondent writes:
May 6, 2008 - 7:28pm
With finals just about to start, nearly everybody on campus is on her worst behavior. The students are jumpy, what with legitimate pressures (final exams, papers, and projects) and self-imposed ones (missed deadlines have a way of catching up to you). The faculty are visibly strained, with grading pressure combining with student begging combining with end-of-year events. The administrators are exhausted, since we do all of the end-of-year events, and we deal with the conflicts that don't get resolved at the departmental level. (I'll admit to giving thanks that I don't work at Dartmouth.


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